1 City of Ass
1 Ach! Hans, Run!
1 Aesthetic Consultation
1 Ass Whuppin'
1 B-I-N-G-O
1 Barren Glory
1 Blast from the Past
1 Charm School
1 Chatter of the Squirrel
1 Cheap Ass
1 Cheatyface
1 Curse of the Fire Penguin // Curse of the Fire Penguin Creature
1 Curse of the Swine
1 Dumb Ass
1 Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One)
1 Fat Ass
1 Form of the Squirrel
1 Frazzled Editor
1 Giant Fan
1 Gifts Ungiven
1 Goblin Artisans
1 Goblin Game
1 Goblin Snowman
1 Infernal Spawn of Evil
1 Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil
1 Jack-in-the-Mox
1 Jackalope Herd
1 Johnny, Combo Player
1 Little Girl
1 Look at Me, I'm R&D
1 Look at Me, I'm the DCI
1 Magical Hacker
1 Mana Screw
1 Meddling Kids
1 Mirror Mirror
1 My First Tome
1 Necro-Impotence
1 Number Crunch
1 Orcish Librarian
1 Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental
1 Ovinomancer
1 Paper Tiger
1 Pointy Finger of Doom
1 Pyxis of Pandemonium
1 Rare-B-Gone
1 Red-Hot Hottie
1 Rock Lobster
1 Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug
1 Rod of Spanking
1 Scissors Lizard
1 Spatula of the Ages
1 Squirrel Farm
1 Squirrel Mob
1 Squirrel Nest
1 Squirrel Wrangler
1 Staying Power
1 Symbol Status
1 Tainted Monkey
1 Time Machine
1 Timmy, Power Gamer
1 Urza's Hot Tub
1 Urza's Science Fair Project
1 Water Gun Balloon Game
1 Wet Willie of the Damned
1 Who // What // When // Where // Why
1 Working Stiff
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