1 City of Ass
8 Forest
6 Island
6 Mountain
5 Plains
1 R&D's Secret Lair
8 Swamp
1 Artful Looter
1 Assquatch
1 Avatar of Me
1 AWOL
1 B-I-N-G-O
1 Bad Ass
1 Bloodletter
1 Bosom Buddy
1 Cardpecker
1 Carnivorous Death-Parrot
1 Cheatyface
1 Creature Guy
1 Deal Damage
1 Duh
1 Dumb Ass
1 Emcee
1 Enter the Dungeon
1 Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One)
1 Eye to Eye
1 Face to Face
1 Fat Ass
1 Flaccify
1 Frazzled Editor
1 Gluetius Maximus
1 Goblin S.W.A.T. Team
1 Goblin Secret Agent
1 Graphic Violence
1 Johnny, Combo Player
1 Karona, False God
1 Keeper of the Sacred Word
1 Kill Destroy
1 Laughing Hyena
1 Magical Hacker
1 Man of Measure
1 Moniker Mage
1 Monkey Monkey Monkey
1 Mother of Goons
1 Mouth to Mouth
1 Name Dropping
1 Now I Know My ABC's
1 Number Crunch
1 Old Fogey
1 Orcish Paratroopers
1 Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental
1 Punctuate
1 Question Elemental?
1 Red-Hot Hottie
1 Remodel
1 Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug
1 Rod of Spanking
1 Save Life
1 Shoe Tree
1 Six-y Beast
1 Spell Counter
1 Standing Army
1 Stone-Cold Basilisk
1 Supersize
1 Tainted Monkey
1 The Fallen Apart
1 Togglodyte
1 Toy Boat
1 Vile Bile
1 Water Gun Balloon Game
1 Who // What // When // Where // Why
1 Wordmail
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