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Joe Golton's

Tortured Cow

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Main Deck - 60 cards, 22 distinct

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	Name	Ed.	Price	Type	Cost	P	T
	Name	Rarity	Price	Type	Color	P	T
Creature (28)
1	Auramancer		$0.11	Creature - Human Wizard		2	2
4	Bartered Cow		$0.09	Creature - Ox		3	3
2	Carrion Feeder		$2.85	Creature - Zombie		1	1
2	Cauldron Familiar		$0.88	Creature - Cat		1	1
3	Crypt Rats		$0.52	Creature - Rat		1	1
3	Golgari Brownscale		$0.16	Creature - Lizard		2	3
2	Grave Scrabbler		$0.15	Creature - Zombie		2	2
2	Sakura-Tribe Elder		$0.53	Creature - Snake Shaman		1	1
2	Satyr Wayfinder		$0.06	Creature - Satyr		1	1
2	Spore Frog		$0.50	Creature - Frog		1	1
3	Stinkweed Imp		$1.09	Creature - Imp		1	2
2	Thoughtpicker Witch		$0.16	Creature - Human Wizard		1	1
Sorcery (4)
4	Commune with the Gods		$0.10	Sorcery
Enchantment (5)
4	Tortured Existence		$3.59	Enchantment
1	Vessel of Nascency		$0.07	Enchantment
Land (23)
3	Ash Barrens		$0.14	Land
4	Forest		$0.06	Basic Land - Forest
2	Golgari Rot Farm		$0.36	Land
1	Plains		$0.05	Basic Land - Plains
7	Swamp		$0.07	Basic Land - Swamp
2	Thriving Grove		$0.08	Land
4	Thriving Moor		$0.10	Land

Sideboard - 15 cards, 7 distinct

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	Name	Ed.	Price	Type	Cost	P	T
	Name	Rarity	Price	Type	Color	P	T
Creature (11)
3	Caustic Caterpillar		$0.19	Creature - Insect		1	1
3	Faerie Macabre		$3.67	Creature - Faerie Rogue		2	2
2	Fume Spitter		$0.16	Creature - Phyrexian Horror		1	1
2	Spore Frog		$0.50	Creature - Frog		1	1
1	Tilling Treefolk		$0.28	Creature - Treefolk Druid		1	3
Instant (1)
1	Gnaw to the Bone		$0.24	Instant
Enchantment (3)
3	Journey to Nowhere		$0.35	Enchantment

Notes

add:
2x thriving grove
4x thriving moor
when they become legal

Tortured Cowxistence ?

This deck will evolve fast over the next couple months!

https://www.reddit.com/r/Pauper/comments/hbiv06/behold_tortured_hamburgers_a_new_version_of/

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